Corrupt cops and drinking bus drivers

I have a few final adventures from Guatelandia for you all. These are two things that I always knew occurred, but had never witnessed it with my own eyes.

A trip to the ruins at Mixco Viejo:

Earlier this month, I made a very quick trip to with my Guatemalan friend Marilyn to the ruins at Mixco Viejo before I made my debut in USA attire at the Peace Corps 4th of July party. A longer than expected bus ride plus oversleeping left us only 20 minutes in the ruins, but it was still beautiful.

To return, we warmed up our thumbs and hiked up our shorts. The first truck that passed seemed willing, except its bed was full of pigs. Dang. Next, an ambulance -- grabbing my ankle didn't make it stop. Then another pick up rolled around the corner, shiny and new. Before Marilyn was able to say, "they're probably narcos," my thumb was in position.

It stopped and the young driver invited us into the cab with his female friend (otherwise we would've ridden in the bed).

Nearing the end of the journey (and mind you, in a hurry), a cop ushered us over to the shoulder. Our new friend hadn't done anything wrong, but the looks of his ride prompted the cops to ask him if he had any firearms and their respective permits. Why yes officer, he did.

He reached into the glove compartment, took out the gun, unloaded it, and passed it to the officer. Due to a license that had expired only two days prior, the officers detained us (rather than issuing a warning or a ticket) until the driver gave in and offered them money (I believe Q100/$12). It was done covertly, with the hands in the bed of the truck, then with a rejoiceful handshake/hug like men do and we were on our way.

Drinking and driving a chicken bus

While most bus drivers in Guatemala drive like they've been drinking, I had never had proof, until now. My driver from Santa Lucia to Antigua (a mountainous windy road) whipped out a Gallo (the national beer) and wrapped it in a towel. I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised, but I still can't believe someone would be so obvious about it!


When I get a chance, I'll update you all about my current travels through El Salvador, Honduras and Belize. Hold tight!